Victory

I recently toured Victory Brewing Company and wrote about it for 30 Nothings.

Victory Brewing Company: Philly's Version of Sam Adams

SLAM

Here is my latest piece for SLAM Online. As per tradition I will now include another Seinfeld dialogue about unemployment.

SLAM Online: Lost in Transition: Reverse Scabbing

GEORGE: [Frantically] Did anybody call here asking for Vandaley industries?

JERRY: No. What happened to you?

GEORGE: Now, listen closely. I was at the unemployment office and I told them that I was very close
to getting a job with Vandaley Industries and I gave them your phone number. So, when now when the phone
rings you've got to answer "Vanadaley Industries".

JERRY: I'm Vanadaley Industries?

GEORGE: Right.

JERRY: And what is that?

GEORGE: You're in latex

JERRY: Latex? And what do I do with latex?

GEORGE: Ya manufacture it.

ELAINE: Here in this little apartment?

JERRY: And what do I say about you?

GEORGE: You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.

JERRY: I'm going to hire you as my latex salesman?

GEORGE: Right.

JERRY: I don't think so. Why would I do that?

GEORGE: Because I asked you to.

JERRY: If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk pushing papers
around, you can forget it. I have enough headaches just trying to
manufacture the stuff.

30Nothings

I recently began writing for a website called 30 Nothings. Here are my first two articles.

That's Amare

Flying Fish Brewery Tour

Here is my latest posting from SLAM Online...As per tradition I will also include a classic Seinfeld line, dealing with joblessness.

George: What about like an announcer? Like a color man? You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game?
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: So? What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and, ya know, people in broadcasting.
George: That's really not fair.


Lost in Transition: Thanks But No Thanks

Chocolate Thunder

I recently had the chance to interview Darryl Dawkins for SB Nation and Hugging Harold Reynolds. Here are the links to both sites. Enjoy!

Hugging Harold Reynolds: Sizing Up Chocolate Thunder

SB Nation: My Interview With Darryl Dawkins

Lost in Transition

I've decided to intro my SLAM Online posts with jokes from Seinfeld pertaining to joblessness.

Kramer: "Well, grab a cigar, boys. Yeah. It's time to celebrate."
Jerry: "Wow. What are we celebrating?"
Kramer: "Uh, you remember my coffee table book?"
Jerry: "With the little legs?"
Kramer: "That's the one. A big Hollywood so-and-so optioned it for a movie."
George: "How are they gonna make that book into a movie?"
Kramer: "You remember that photo book on toy ray guns?"
George: "Yeah?"
Kramer: "Independence Day?"
George: "Oh."
Jerry: "How much are they payin' you?"
Kramer: "Let's just say that I don't have to worry about working for a while.
A long while."
Jerry: "That's funny because I haven't seen you working for a while. A long
while."
Kramer: "Yeah, and you're not going to, because I'm hanging it up. Boys, I'm
retiring."

SLAM Online: Lost In Transition: Discipline Points

SLAM: Lost In Transition

Hey all, I have recently joined the so called "real world". I posted a story about it for Slam Online.

SLAM: Lost in Transition: The Next Chapter